No No's for Summer and A little Extra

So I decided to stop giving you the updates for whats to come in the blog... why you might ask... well because I want you to come back every day expecting something GREAT! A topic that you will LOVE! But if I tell you said topic before hand and you have no interest in that topic.... will you return.... I think not! So here goes it with the new motto! Tune in tomorrow to see whats happening!


Now for today!

Okay fashion I get, vintage I get, old lady.... that I don't get! Summer is upon us ladies and as you know every year there are thousands of new swim suites ready and willing to be the one you choose to strut your stuff in on the sandy shores! However, I have decided after much searching and deliberating that there are just some looks that, no matter how popular they were in the 50s and 60s deserve to stay there! Yes vintage is cool, so buy a nice low rise bikini that's retro glam! Don't go out a purchase the high banded suit with extra small top that makes you look like you A) are 90 years old, B) got dressed in the dark and / or C) have no chest and the largest butt in this God given world! Below I have provided some No, No's for Summer and I truly hope you heed my warning!

I'm pretty sure my mother has this exact same suit in a picture of her when she was 5 years old.... shes 52 now if that tells you anything about how outdated this think is!

really, you have a chest the size of a 3 year old!? No thank you ladies.... now if you can find this pattern in a "normal" bikini please feel free to purchase!

anything that screams "crabs in my pants" put it back on the shelf!

Ummmm... no, no way, not even if Hell froze over!

Scarlett you found the curtains again! And you used every inch of them to make the bottom of this suit!

Enough said.... this is just wrong in every way!

*** the name of this company has been left out so that they will not feel awful for making such hideous swim wear!